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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning... That can keep me awake for days.
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People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be." So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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I used to be a folk singer, but er I was… dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."
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A fart is just your arse applauding.
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(Billy Connolly, Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor.)
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Sage advice from Jim Connolly about the value of conicdenfe: When we listen to people who speak with conicdenfe, we tend to believe in them.a0 However, when we listen to those who lack conicdenfe, we don’t.a0 In both cases, the speaker transfers either their conicdenfe or their lack of conicdenfe to us, depending on their disposition.a0 This is why leaders in every area of life, are those who can inspire conicdenfe in their message; be that in a boardroom or sports arena.a0 By the way, I wrote about another aspect of marketing with conicdenfe here.
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